If u cant conceive it muffin, just let it be nuffin.

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Remember Lumidee? She had that incredibly annoying ‘Uh ooooooh’ song (yes it’s brilliant now) during the summer of r&b hell that was 2003. I stayed at Warwick that summer making SRA awards, kissing an MA student and djing events for children who were inexplicably involved in events on campus. And all they wanted to hear was bloody r&b (this was in a particular era where I was turning my nose up at anything non-pop). It was Sean Paul this, Blu Cantrell that, Eminem, Black Eyed Peas etc etc

Anyway, Lumidee is back and I can almost hear your sighs of relief across the webwaves. In fact, thank god she has returned to us in these ‘Beyonce having become a bizarre mash of Tina Turner and Diana Ross’ days. And she is back with something rather odd – She’s Like The Wind. Yes, everyone’s favourite weep-a-thon Swayze classic from the ditzy Dirty Dancing has been reworked into a soulful grinder-  with Lumidee joined by Tony Sunshine –   ripe for overplaying on Radio 1.

It’s "doing damage on the airwaves" in America and I’ve got no doubt that it’s going to be absolutely pounded in the UK too despite it being a tiny bit shonky. I have no idea when it’s coming out over here but I bet it’ll be blaring out of every car cruising down Blackpool promenade on a Saturday night come Summer. New lyrics include: Listen baby I’ve been around // I know that you like how I wear my crown // And I know that im something that is so profound
// So far what im hearing look I like the sound
. What??

Listen to it here.

p.s. Can someone explain to me how Cascada keeps getting top 10 hits? Have we travelled back to 2001? Are the charts accidentally only counting sales in the North West?

For Gods sake

Can everyone STOP with the Doctor Who spoilers please? Every surprise, every twist, EVERYTHING, is being ruined. The worst offender is the bloody radio times who spoilt the last two episodes of season 2 with their damn front page.

Today it’s reported that the lovely, on my eligable celebrity boyfriends list, John Simm, will star in the series soon. I will not go any further because I do not want to spoil for anyone who manages to avoid the damn things. This is good because he is ace but bad because I totally had him down for the eleventh doctor. BOO HOO.

The 2 Coolest Drummers in 1 Photo

I’ve been a little bit quiet here because I’ve just got a new job. Hooray! It’s somewhere I’ve wanted to work for ages and combines both my radio and web skills. Ace. Now I just need to get back into coping on little sleep after djing. A call to arms Londoners – where is good for lunch around Brick Lane/Shoreditch High Street area?

Mika was astounding at Popstarz. Various people have accused him of miming but I can confirm he was live. In any case I can’t really pay much attention to Mika when his drummer is on stage with him. Last time I saw our #1 at Ronnie Scotts, I stared and stared at his drummer for ages wondering why I knew her. Then I got home and thought ‘huh maybe she’s the drummer for The Faders‘, and then dismissed it thinking I was only thinking that because she was a a girl, black and a drummer.

But no, I was right! Mika’s drummer is Cherisse Osei, formerly of short lived girl band The Faders. They were to the UK what The Like are to America in terms of having famous parents.  Hooray for fact based (rather than race based) deduction! Anyway Cherisse totally rules when on stage with Mika – she was born to be a star. Even if that birth was an offensive 1986 one.

Here are some other facts about Cherisse:

  • Her full name is Cherisse Amma Loren Ofosu-Osei
  • Cherisse passed grade 8 drums at 15 and got her first kit when she was 3.
  • She started out in a heavy metal band called Fuse and her first gig was a Muse concert.
  • She has worked with Richard Ridings and John Blackwell. When I first read this I excitedly though it said Richard Blackwood 🙁
  • PERSONAL FACT: I passed Richard Blackwood at work yesterday and gave him a totally starstruck face.
  • The Faders debut single No Sleep Tonight was used on Veronica Mars, one of my favourite TV shows.
  • She is like totally BFF with someone gaypop would pay good money to snog.

These are probably enough facts for someone you’ve probably not heard of. However I hope to be doing a mini interview with her for F*@K Magazine if she says yes. What form this will take I do not yet know but hopefully she wouldn’t google my name and find this slightly stalkerish post. F*@K is a new gay magazine set up by the gods behind ghetto and popstarz by the way. It’s totally ace and I’ve so far contributed a Fischerspooner interview (in issue 2) and have a Charlotte Hatherley and Maximo Park piece in forthcoming issue 3. Ace. Cherisse for #4!

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Just a quick note to say it is really really cold in London, particularly in my bedroom where my stupid sash style windows appear to be letting in all air possible. GRRRH.

Does anyone have an opinion on music festivals to try in Europe? I’ve already done Exit (woo!) and Benicassim (boo!) and am thinking something Scandavian as I’d quite like to see a lot of Scandavian pop acts.

My Maximo Park interview went well. Paul even sang a bit of Billie down the phone to me. My life couldn’t be more complete.

Annie-tastic

So remember how I love Annie? She’s a Norwegian DJ and pop singer whose debut album Anniemal was released on 679 [who may I point out have signed Dead Disco!], had a pretty big push from the label and  was dug by lots of bloggers and critics but no-one who would actually use a shop to buy it.

Well today, Universal Records signed her for a UK deal. She’ll be working with Xenomania to make an album which’ll be out at the end of 2006. Yippee. I wrote more on the subject over here

A quickie

As John Legend would say Holler holler holler!

I have just been given short notice that I’m interviewing Paul Smith from Maximo Park in the morning.

Now I will obviously do my own research but the fact that I’m going out
to see Client at Nag tonight leaves me with little time to prepare.

So if you happen to know anything wildly fascinating about Paul or MP
that I might not know please tell me. Alternatively if you have any
questions that I’d be stupid not to ask please hand them over.

In return I’ll tell a good pop fact.

Thanks

x

A Rockstarz set

I love Rockstarz. I know I go on about it all the time but it’s ace. Here are some songs I played this week.

Mark Ronson – Stop Me / Connan & The Mockasins – Sneaky Sneaky Dogfiend / Mr Hudson & The Library – Too Late, Too Late / Jarvis – Don’t Let Him Waste Your Time / Air Traffic – Never Even Told Me Her Names / Kasabian – Me plus One (sadly not a cover of Annie) / Vines – Don’t Listen to the Radio / Modest Mouse – Dashboard / L7 – Pretend That We’re Dead / Charlotte Hatherley – Behave / Metric – Handshakes / The Violets – Forey / Soulwax – Conversation Intercom / The Whip – Trash / Teddybears – Punkrocker / Bloc Party – 2 More Years [MSTRKRFT remix] / Lilllix – Little Things / Shiny Toy Guns – Le Disko / The Killers – Bones / LCD Soundsystem – North American Scum / Kaiser Chiefs – Ruby / Just Jack – Starz in your eyes / Gossip – Jealous Girls / CSS – Let’s Make Love / Klaxons – Golden Skans / Cazels – Poor Innocent Boy / Jarvis – Fat Children / Switches – Lay Down The Law / Young Knives – Hot Summer / Young Love – Discotech / Metric – Dead Disco

Come. Mondays at Ghetto, there’s always a band playing too and it’s only about £3 to get in. I’m back on Feb 5th with the Schla la las.

I know it instinctively


My wish on the wishing tree, originally uploaded by trixie.

In what is perhaps the booking of the decade, Mika, currently set for this week’s #1 slot on downloads alone is playing Popstarz next Friday (26th January). Woo hoo. And while the battle for #1 between Mika and Just Jack, never mind the entire exciting chart of last week (seriously klaxons downloads only at 15? WHAT?) should be spoken about, I’m far more excited about the re-entry into the charts of our glorious leader of pop – Billie Piper.

I’ve not heard it myself, but Chris Moyles has been running a campaign to get Billie’s 4th single Honey to the Bee back into the charts to demonstrate the flexibility (exploitability?) of the new charts. Why he’s picked this song I have no idea, after all it’s totally her 4th best single falling way short of Day and Night, Something Deep Inside and She Wants You, but who am I to argue? The public seem to have picked this campaign up and run with it with a current iTunes chart position of 15. Whether this translates into a real top 40 placing is yet to be seen but wouldn’t it be fabulous if it did? After all we’re never going to get any new Billie pop material. Buy, buy, buy.

Stop me, you will have heard this one before

I listen to a lot of music. Some of it is pants, some of it is good.
Sometimes it’s really good and I blog about it, tell other people about
it, play it at clubnights and generally think ‘huh, that’s good’.
Othertimes it’s so good that as I listen to it I get a feeling that
builds and builds until I think my head is going to EXPLODE with it’s
goodness. Tell me it’s not only me, because writing that down I sound a
bit berserk.

Anyway this is one of those times. Thanks to a link on Stereogum, I’ve been listening to the Jan 5th edition of Mark Ronson’s Authentic Shit radio show, originally broadcast on a New York station. This particular radio show is AWFUL. I’m sure it’s not normally but
this particular edition is presented by Mark’s sister Samantha covering
for him. Wikip tells me that Samantha is a big-ass DJ in New York but
this show does nothing to give that impression: links are all over the
place, wrong tracks are played and everything sounds really shonky. The music, of course, is brilliant.

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ANYWAY we all know Mark Ronson is really cool don’t we? In November 2003 he made his first impact to the masses with the astounding Oooh Wee which sampled Boney M’s Sunny (before the Boogie Pimps) and featured Ghostface Killah and Nate Dogg amongst others. The track was taken from his debut album ‘Here Comes The Fuzz’ which I’ve not actually hear. I assume it is great though and must try to listen soon. In 2006, Mark Ronson really reappeared on my radar producing large parts of three of my favourite albums of the year Back to Black, Alright Still and Rudebox and putting in an amazing performance at Bestival. We also got a single release from him in the form of an ace cover of Radiohead’s Just. This was a teaser for his 2nd album Version which’ll be released on April 16th and features reworkings of famous tracks in that horn-ridden, groovy way of his. I’ve heard a few tracks from Version and particularly love Lily Allen’s version of Kaiser Chiefs’ Oh My God but today, in this radio show, I heard a spectactular version of one of my favourite Smiths’ songs: Stop Me If You’ve Heard This Before.

The thing with Mark Ronson produced tracks is that they’re generally brilliant but they occasionally fall into the COMEDY HORNS label (as Just does a little). I’m No Good uses the horns to a slightly less comedic effect and Stop Me does the same. Vocals are provided by Australian Daniel Merriweather  and it even blends the Supremes You Keep Me Hangin’ On in at the end.

Of course, every other pop blogger under the sun has already written about it, but as ever XO London in the most concise, brilliant manner. And I agree with him entirely, it makes me want to run round my room screaming too – oh the breakbeat bassline, the silky smooth vocals and the unbearably, oh so yearning strings building and building and building. XO alerts me to the fact that you can hear it in full at Mark’s Columbia page. So go, go go go this instant and listen to what is perhaps 2007’s Crazy. I’ve been sitting there on repeat for at least the last 4 hours.